It's the moment yall have been waiting for....
questions were asked. answers were given. votes were cast
it was all leading to
T H E * F I N A L E
WARNING WARNING WARNING
this is going to be a looong post....but all I can say is ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY
Ive got to tell you...its been fun doing this. I've enjoyed getting a glimpse into the lives of the bachelors...tried to get a guest artist on here...Tony Tetuila...but it wasnt destined to happen....
I cant reveal to you guys who my personal favorite is but I've gotta tell u that even me myself wants to be a Bachelorette cuz I'd choose him all the time and I mean even beyond Blogger. I tell you the power of words....hmmmmm... :-)
Kudos to Taurean Minx...she successfully guessed who the Bachelors were...missed only 1...that's one G right there...so she gets the G award. I'll be sending that her way shortly so please make sure you congratulate her
Before the Bachelorette (Uzo) decides, there's one more challenging question we've asked. We've tested their styles (car), we asked them to reveal who they were to us (intro), we've tested their family values (sister), Now let's see how they do when they come to wooing the Bachelorette. You know Nigerian Brothers are known for their raps....in all of the world, there isnt a more persistent guy with wonderful lyrics to go with all that so we had to put it to the test..and Im telling you guys they did NOT disappoint
without further ado....
the bachelors have been asked to create the Perfect Fantasy Date. There shud only be 3 bachelors but we here at NBIBS decided we would allow all 5 to show us what they've got...
My Fantasy date with the you will be a day-long affair.
In the morning, y wioull wake up to the scent of fresh coffee and toast and eggs just the way you like them. I'll serve you breakfast in bed completely naked except for an apron with boldly written letters "For You I Will". When you're at work, I'll have three dozen long stemmed red roses sent to you... with a little note "The beauty of these roses pale in comparison to you".
I'll leave a note in your car telling you where to go right after work. When you get there... you'll find a gorgeous red Diane Von Furstenburg wrap-dress with some black Christian Louboutin Heels and your favourite Escada perfume that I'd want you to wear for our date. At this location, you'll receive another clue... you'll have to tune into a certain radio station at 6pm on the dot... because at that exact moment, I'll be calling in to dedicate my favorite song "Endless Love" to serenade you while you drive home.
When you get home, I'll have a delivery man dressed as a police officer to deliver a gorgeous tiffany charm bracelet inscribed 'my heart' and you'll be given another clue... to be ready in two hours.
By 8.30pm, looking debonair with a chauffeured limo, I'll show up at your house with a single yellow carnation and whisk you off to a romantic dinner at your favourite Italian Restaurant. There, we will have words and flowers and food and candles and champagne.
I know you're a big Me'shell Ndegeocello fan, so I'll surprise you Uzo, by arranging for Me'shell to give us an intimate performance- singing "Wild Night", "Call Me" among others.
After the beauty of music has washed over us, I'll have the driver take us to a private room in your favorite spa. There we could indulge ourselves with relaxing aromatherapy massages.
For the nightcap... I'll take you to a five-star hotel where I'd have arranged for white and red rose petals trailing up our private suite. The room will be lit up with apple cinnamon candles. We'll kiss for a while, then I'll lead you into the hot tub and hand you a flute of champagne. When you step out of the hot tub, I'll towel you dry and lead you to the bed. There, you'll find some gorgeous Victoria Secret lingerie and a Kama Sutra book on the nightstan... then we'll see how the rest of the night unfolds...
i'd love to have dinner on the top of one of those peaks on a secluded island resort in the Caribbean. why the Caribbean? Because when the weather is good, the views are spectacular. So its dinner on a terrace overlooking the ocean, with miles of beautiful beach and water dominating a breath-taking scenery, and soft violin music playing in the background. we would arrive at dusk, when the sun's heat is no longer at its fiercest, and dine whilst the sun slowly journeyed across the sky, until the only left was the soft glow of candles protected by clear glass shades.
we'd arrive by private jet, with comfortable seats for just us two, so that we can relax and arrive refreshed. picture being able to order whatever you want at any point during the flight, and stopping the inflight entertainment when you need to nap, so that you can resume exactly where you left off. i'd have the pilot fly as low as we're allowed, so we can enjoy the views of the island from the air, taking the longer, scenic route - no rush. then we'd drive up to the hilltop villa in a convertible so we can continue enjoying the lush environment as we go up to our residence. on arrival, we'd take a walk on the beach for a while, to work up our appetites, and then go out to the terrace for the meal.
our meal would be italian, cooked by a highly talented chef. i was thinking salad and freshly baked bread for starters; fresh spicy meatballs for seconds; and pasta and a rich creamy carbonara and pancetta sauce as the main course; sinful tiramisu for dessert, and some fruits to even things out. all served with a selection of excellent wines. the waiters would serve each course and disappear, only to magically emerge at the right moments, guaranteeing our privacy. togther though, we would all wait on my special companion, making it clear that she alone is the guest of honour.
dinner by candlelight, a breath-taking environment and a beautiful woman, what more could a man ask?
The perfect date starts when you wake up... hopefully like me you are an early riser.
By your side is a lavender rose (signifying the fact that I am falling in love with you)
The sound of KEM's "Inside" is playing as you stretch and smile at the sight of the rose
As your arise to leave the room, my queen, your reign is about to begin.
7:00A.M: I've set the tub for you to soak in; helped in picking out what you should wear for the day.
8:00A.M: I prepare and serve you breakfast
9:00A.M: As you walk outside, my chauffeur-driven Maserati quattroporte pulls up...As you enter into the sound of my New CD "Just for you"
10:00A.M- Noon: The chauffeur drops you off @ Neiman Marcus to meet your private dresser (Tom Ford)...by the way I took the liberty of flying Manolo blahnik into the country. He'll work on designing your own personal shoes; a special one for tonight
1:00PM: Your beauty consultants are here to take you to the beauty clinic... I must say I doubt there's any use for this...your beauty exceeds any addition they can make. You receive a bouquet of deep pink roses...thank you for choosing to spend this day with me.
2:00PM -3PM: I arrange for you to meet the three people you've always dreamt of meeting - Oprah, Mohammed Yunus, Gary Dourdan
4:00PM-5:00PM: You have a hair appointment with Errol Douglas
6:00PM: You return home to ready-up for our night of romance...Diana Krall's "Besame Mucho" is playing in the background
7:00PM: Dressed and ready, you receive a text from me...tie the red scarf beside you around your eyes as the chauffeur brings you to our dinner spot.
8:00PM: As you arrive on the yacht, there are blue roses awaiting you (signifying the rarity and almost impossibility of finding a lady like you) and a 12 man band playing Ruff Endz's "will you be mine"
8:15PM: The captain comes up to you to enquire where you'd love to sail to...I hear St Tropez!
9:00PM: I walk out of the kitchen ready to serve you a four course meal specially prepared by me. We sit and eat while the band plays and we sail into the night.
10:00PM-11:00 PM: Dinner is over; we walk up to the top of the yacht (the helipad to be precise)...the circle is lit with candles...the moon shines bright... I take your hands and we dance the night away
Midnight: I read this to you
"Your beauty fills my day…your smile my world
Your strength fills my passion...your words my heart
I gazed into this day as a child, hoping for a special lady like you
To my shock I not only have a special lady but one that can never be duplicated
Your grace is unmatchable, "what a waste!" DaVinci would have said of the Mona Lisa if he had seen you.
As I stand wondering what else to give, I realize the world not enough."
12:30AM: I lift you into the bedroom, I lay you down, whisper sweet nothings into your ears, hand you a red rose (symbolizing my love for you), I slip into the DVD player a movie... it's a compilation of clips and pictures from friends and family of you growing up... at that point I kiss your forehead and whisper "sweet dreams my heart".
The date will start with me sending a hand delivered package containing,a rose with a note to meet the driver downstairs to take her to the airport where a private jet is waiting for her.The pilot has been instructed to fly her to a secluded island in the bahamas,cos the whole idea is for us to be alone for the day.I will meet her up at the landing strip on a black stallion and we will ride back to my villa where we will first have a bubble bath with scented candles all over the bathroom.After the bath and all dressed up,we will move to the dining room where I already have a pianist to serenade us while we have dinner.After dinner we will retire to the balcony sipping on a 1967 Valcon red wine to watch the sun go to bed.The date will be finalized with us moving to the bedroom to explore each intellectually,emotionally and physically
Meeting place is Madrid Airport at 8:00am. We then take a chopper to the Spanish Island of Grand Canarie. A big white cruiseboat (like that used in R. Kelly's Step in the name of love, lights embellishing it and all) will be ready to pick us up by 10:30am. Destination is Balearic Island, a land where the sea is always blue and the pearls are as beautiful as the early morning sun in the horizon.
We go check in at La Grand Hotel situated right by the seaside. There's a salsa dance session for 2:00pm - 4pm. So right before then we go have lunch.
After that we go enjoy the breeze by the sea until sundown.
A table for two has been prepared for us at the dining whose end is open to the seashore. We'll sit down & pour out our hearts as the night sea breeze caresses our skins.
The dinner hall is aesthetically lit with colourful candles. On the menu are delicacies with oysters, lobsters and Don Perignone to wine with.
It's going to be a looooooonnnnnnngggggg night.....
okay yall...so there you have it. No voting today but of course your opinions/analysis/critiques are always welcome!!!
so who do you think Uzo should pick?