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OKAY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY.....THE MOMENT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.....
THE REVEAL OF THE BACHELORETTE.
go ahead and scratch it off.....you know you've been waiting!!!
THE RESULTS ARE IN
ALL I CAN SAY IS NIGERIANS ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE
THE FINAL TALLY WILL BE GIVEN AFTER TODAY'S EPISODE TO DETERMINE WHO MOVES ON
A LITTLE MOTIVATION FOR THE BACHELORS....GIVEN BY GUY-HORNY...PLEASE CHECK IT OUT HERE
anyways this is the final episode where all the bachelors will be together. Bachelor #9 is MIA. And be careful who you vote for...cuz the Bachelors may just NOT be retaining their original #s.... We've got our very own Omodudu again giving us his opinions and we've added a feminine voice to this as well...she's going to analyze the guy from a female perspective....
Bachelorette question 5: If you were a car, what kind would you be and would you be a 5-speed or automatic?
Bachelor 1: A hybrid (whatever that means). Sometimes I like to go smoothly, othertimes I prefer the rugged approach.
[Omodudu says...Forward looking, very thoughtful answer]
[SHE says... Rugged approach? Hmmm, say what…? That’s a turn off o. This one sounds like a correct smooth operator (read: playa), a fast pretender that’s not ready for commitment anytime soon.]
Bachelor 2: I'll be a Maserati Quattroporte – A perfect blend of style, performance, emotion and business. I'll be a 5 speed – other than its fuel efficiency, the 5 speed offers the driver more direct involvement and wayyyy better performance.
[Omodudu says... My vote is for Bachelor 2, all that horse-power.]
[SHE says... Hmmm, this one got me thinking a lil’ bit. Now which girl doesn’t want a guy with style, performance, a heart of gold (not a cry, cry baby o) who can handle his own territory? I’m liking this one o. Definitely a mature one, who has been thru the ups and downs of life.]
[Diamond says... loving the direct involvement..loving the uniqueness of your choice]
Bachelor 3: If i were given a choice to be a car, i'd prefer to come as a mercedez benz M class jeep. now you must have guessed that's my favorite car. i love the car, its classy.
[Omodudu says... Mercedes will tow the line, not an independent, chances are not very artistic either.]
[SHE says... Can somebody shout P-L-A-Y-A. Another playa in the house that is all about the looks. It’s classy abi? Sit down there o, don’t u know some Domitillas on Allen Avenue have class too? ]
Bachelor 4: If I were a car, I'd be a BENZ or a BUICK! It has prestige and prosperity subtly written all over it. Gives ppl something to smile about. and yeah I'd be a 5-speed, human are not meant to operate in an automatic world. Life itself is not fair, throws different punches at different times, then you'd adjust to the speed that it comes at you.
[Omodudu says... Another Mercedes benz person, conformist]
[SHE says... Mehn! U hit the nail on the head. This is another mature mind that has seen life. Those cars do have prestige and prosperity written over ‘em to some degree. Then again, u have to sit back to see the not so pleasant things they’ve (previous models) been thru to be as refined as they are. We’re not wired as robots, u’ve gotta be flexible at times and deal with each person as they come. This one sounds like a Mr. Efiko that’s a critical thinker. Bros, shey if the bachelorette chooses u, u won’t be blowing grammar all day in her ears o?]
Bachelor 5: i'd be a bright red ferrari F430, a thoroughbred sports car that would appeal to men and women alike. dripping sexiness and desirability, the men would want to own me, because the women would find me totally irresistible. i'd be a guaranteed pantie-dropper. ferraris have a mystique that draws people in, even people who know nothing about cars think they are beautiful. they turn men and women on, and thats why the most successful people own one at some point. they exist at the point where mechanical engineering, passion and human lust converge. they are fast and powerful, and rare, because they cost so much that the average person could only ever dream of owning one. that would be me then, exotic and sexy. i'd have the F1 gearbox, with paddles behind the steering wheel, like the most exotic racing cars, because manuals are just not special enough.
[Omodudu says...Independent, showy, paddle gear box oh my oh my, you don win o.]
[SHE says... This one sounds conceited o! Chei! Blowing his own trumpet. You know what they say about empty vessels? Hmmm… Nuff said! ]
[Diamond says.... Ah! O ga ju!!!]
Bachelor 6: A BMW. Automatic with tiptronic. It's sexy (both femine and masculine in one) and its got speed and class
[Omodudu says... If I were a woman, I'd date a BMW driving guy, has taste, sense of style and form is on point]
[SHE says... Too short, maybe he's tryna hide his wild side or he's just too "shy"]
Bachelor 7: If I were a car,I will definately be a sedan,a BMW 550i cos the car oozes confidence and it does not look domineering like its older brother the 750i or the 760Li.I will definately be a 5-speed manual car cos I always want to downshift,slow down and take a step back at my own pace when things seems to be going too fast,confusing and overwhelming to analyse the situation.
[Omodudu says... Nice, I am all for a guy that goes with BMW, luxurious yet understated. #7 is most likely artistic, and well dressed too. ]
[SHE says... Okay, this one’s definitely got what it takes to woo and keep the bachelorette. Say wetin happen? This bros don ready to settle down o, doesn’t have time for games anymore. He’s been there, done it all and knows it’s not all about the gra gra (fronting) and cockroaches in ur tummy (feelings). A deep thinker for shizzle.][Diamond says...WOW!!! Very impressed...especially since Im inlove love love with the BMW family]
Bachelor 8: If I ever came as a car, I would definitely jump into the Mercedes family. The G-class metallic jeep automatic with cruise control is like butter on hot bread. The feeling can't be fully expressed except you experience it. Ever tried it in bumps, pot-holes, bends or ditches? Fo'Shizzle My Nizzle, it's off da shizzles!! It's smooth sailing all the way...
[Omodudu says... Another Mercedes answer, in crowd kind of person]
[SHE says... Pray this bachelor doesn’t cruise u to … My friend, don’t u know wooing and keeping the bachelorette is not smooth-sailing. It’s not a bed of roses o, so abeg step back small, no gra gra here. But for real, this bobo sounds like a romantic. And they say Naija men aren’t romantic, eh]
Bachelor 9: [ MIA ] we dont know where he's run off to o...
[SHE says... Looks like our bachelor don chicken out. The heat oozing from the bachelorette was too hot for him to handle, hehehe ]
OMODUDU'S RATINGS SO FAR: 6, 7, 2, 5, 1, 8, 3, 4 in that order. Have I made enough enemies yet... do yall agree?
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK
CAST YOUR VOTE...DECIDE WHAT 5 BACHELORS WILL PROCEED TO THE NEXT & FINAL LEVEL