December 11, 2006

Killer Biscuits wanted for Attempted Murder

Killer Biscuits wanted for Attempted Murder
(actual AP Headline)


Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is blonde

12 comments:

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

LOLO - bwahahahahaha - Im sorry but this too funny to be taken seriously and Im sure it happened. Im not trying to make light of the whole shooting affair - but what happening really is funny. And to add the statement she's blonde too - now thats a killer.

NaijaBloke said...

Diamond u r wrong for this ..LOLOLOLO ..I hope the Association of blondes dont catch up with u ..Nice one ..

Thx for ur prayers jere ,..everything is still on track o and they r actually coming into shape and I know a testimony is on its way ..

U have a lovely week dear

angie said...

lol.
This is just tooo funny!!
didn't she notice that while she held her brain in-place for almost an hour, that she didn't feel any blood trickling down, or did she hold the blood in too???

Uzo said...

Really? I am too embarrassed to laugh about this right now...

SapphireAster said...

OMG...Miss Hawkins...where did you get this one from. Hehe...how come her brain 'stayed in place for a whole hour.' DANG!!!! 'Blondness gone too far!

temmy tayo said...

Lolololol.


I am laughing my lazy head off today.She is really it!

Biodun said...

This is too funny, but wrong though, ha ha

Daddy's Girl said...

LOL... nice one.

Naijadude said...

Omg! buhahahahhahahahaha
Wasnt that funny now???...ROFLMAO!!!!

That was lovely!
Have a good week!

Jaycee said...

Lollllllllllllll....woah...

Jem said...

LMAO .... i would have fallen for this story hook, line and sinker had i not read the comments and fallen for the joke. How hilarious! lol ....

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Through these eyes said...

That was funny.