September 29, 2006

A little humor

Nigerians in Heaven

Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, maggi sauce is all over their robes, goat meat, and cow leg. Ox tail, and chicken bones are all over the streets of Gold. Some folk are walking around with one wing.They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are Banana peels and Orange seeds all over the clouds. Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing up their hair ...

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil.

"The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on”.
"The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"
The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."
The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said, "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"
The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe... hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians have put the fire out, and are trying to install air conditioning!"

4 comments:

Miguel said...

lol..my goodness that was funny... exactly what I need at this time. Thanks for the prayer girl!

Anthony Arojojoye said...

Very funny.
Thanks for the drop-bys.

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

Hahaha - Nigerian definately leave a mark wherever they go.

NaijaBloke said...

Diamond men this is 3 much ..ahahah nice one and thx for cracking me up jere.

Hope u have been aiight?