June 8, 2006

Getting to know me...

was wondering what meme means...
saw this on Olawunmi's blog and he decided to tag everyone....AT LAST...someone has tagged me...yeah i know he tagged everyone reading it...but I choose to believe it is a personal invitation...LOL....and so as not to deny such a wonderfully issued request....

1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be?
fashion designer extraordinaire....create magic for people's bodies...that would be just great...to be able to transform anyone into anything using my imagination

2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?
Hitler because of the horror's of Nazi Germany...Im not sure a slap would do it
Baba Sege...I believe his record speaks for itself

3. What's the dumbest decision you've made in the past 5 years?
I honestly wish I'd majored in something else while in College...so...I guess listening to my college advisor instead of following my heart

4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.
well since i've technically never had sex giving it up wouldnt be an issue...cant do without music...just cant...

5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor? Ladies, nice tits & azz or common sense?
well for the right price, you can get an attractive enough attacker and defender but you CANNOT buy common sense...so that would be my pick

6. So you've been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You're sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good conversation?
well I dont read that many blogs so I guess I dont have much to choose from...I like low...we've talked but never met...what better place to meet than the bahamas...I like dilichi as well, something quite refreshing about her...
I think it'd be nice to hang with Olawunmi but...

7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (and don't defer to your current significant other either. Infidelity won't count against you. Duh.)
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8. You're going on a 5 hour road trip...which 5 CDs do you bring?
Well I usually make a mixed CD...depends if Im feeling holy....or wanting to get crunk...
whatever's hot for the moment....it's just a 5hr trip....on second thot, if it takes more than 3.5hrs to get there by road, then I'll be flying

9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young?
None of the above thank you very much...Me and my children shall live to see the third generation...AMEN

10. What's your biggest insecurity?
that my best and who I am wont ever be enough...

11.What's the first blog you read every day...or however often you read them?
varies but I (& my coworkers) mostly read Olawunmi's because he typically has the most entertaining/thought provoking entries and then Nyjaguy...Im hoping he'll reveal something so that I can figure out exactly where or who he is...I know he's in Georgia...so if anyone has any info...pass it on... :-)

12. When's the last time you peed your pants?
I remember I was in school...about 7yrs old...i just could not hold it...I made up some story about falling into a basin of water...I wonder now if that story washed...

13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?
hmmmm....I mean for years, I watched TV and saw how passionate everyone would be getting when they kissed right? did it happen to me? NO...why wasnt I tearing off my clothes and utterly breathless...if anything the kiss took me my surprise...it was in megaplaza...and he just reached over while we were going through some CDs and kissed me...infront of his friends and stuff...utterly disappointed.....and you know I didnt think I knew how to kiss right so I started recruiting people to teach me ...

anyways my first paycheck for sure...

14. Do you have kids? Want kids?
Not yet...But I definitely want them within the sanctity of my matrimonial home...im thinking 6 but it's entirely negotiable...I'd like to adopt as well

15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can't effing stand...you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd...that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on Christmas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack?
a measley $1k? Im pretty sure the reward money for any information would be greater...My satisfaction would come from watching the boss squirm for a couple of days before turning him/her in

16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?
living w/o eyebrows is doable...I'll just draw them on whenever the need arises

17. What makes you angry?
Injustice...might have something to do with me being a libra

18. What makes you horny?
OH NOOOOOOOOOO......I dont even want to get started.
I remember this one time at work, I cooked for this guy...we were swapping our recipes...and he cooked for me...so I was leaving work and he was walking me down to his car to give me the meal he'd cooked for me...and all of a sudden all I could think about was him pinning me to the wall, his hands....
the curse of reading romance novels I guess

19. What makes you nervous?
well job wise....being summoned by someone with greater authority and I dont know why...

20. What makes you smile?
putting people in their place...
my little cousins/nieces/nephews....
looking at pictures of my boyfriend...remembering different parts of our conversations
something that tickles me though...and I just saw it is why Im writing about it...is the TV commercial where the doctor advises before taking viagra be sure you're strong enough to have sex....

Im not so sure im interested in doing another of this meme thing...it's too time consuming...like an online-reinvented "slum" book....or maybe im just tired...

5 comments:

Olawunmi said...

noone's ever tagged you? you're in trouble now, cos i'm the tag master. lol. you'll so wish you hadn't said that.

nice one. i loved your answers. and i learned something new too.

Anonymous said...

whaddya mean technically you're a virgin, you either are or ain't!!

diamondhawk said...

@ anon: everyone's definition is different

Just Thinking Out Loud! said...

lol! technically, I have never had sex. that's a good one! lol! I feel you jare. Dry hump and everything else but the real thing is not sex. :) But again it depends on who is defining it, i guess.

DiAmOnD hawk said...

exactly my point....what is that "exact" thing that defines virginity...it's a relative term..lol
:-)