Everyone has their likes and dislikes and I'm no different. There are a few things that irk me in life...things such as guys leaving the seat up or people not pushing the toothpaste from the bottom...please...that's nothing. Guys with extremely hairy backs and the ones that dont shave their pits...that's gross...and KILLER breath...hmmm. Now people may differ in their opinion about the "pits" issue...but whatever! I remember once in Boston, I went for some carnival and this guy was riding a bicycle and I mean he was DRIPPING sweat and the hair from his pits was soaked and....it was just gross...believe me...
Do you want to know the one thing that makes me look like Im sucking big ole slice of forest green lime???
What is H-Factor? read on
One evening I was chillling with my girls and Chris called. Chris and I met unconventionally. I was playing pranks but it turned serious...because of his friend who was also interested in me....anyways I digress....
Chris called me. He was leaving from LHR to LOS. Being conversational I asked him what he was wearing to the airport. He said "Hash colored pants". Hash colored? "What is that" I turn around looking quizically at my two friends. Is that like earth tone, brown, beige....I keep repeating it and Chris keeps repeating it to me. Both of us thinking the repitition will bring some clarity.
All of a sudden, it clicked....ASH colored
Oh my goodness!!!
I just burst out laughing. Chris was like "why are you laughing"...I felt so bad. I said it was just something on TV...but I think he knew and that made me feel just awful cuz I'm not one to make anyone feel less than they are. I mean I'd heard the H factor here and there but I thought I could work around it but then I started to think about my family and what would happen when on our wedding day he had to repeat his vows and my peeps would start laughing...even I would cringe...oh goodness...this isnt going to work
But I tell you, Chris had a thing for me. I broke up with him eventually to be with the person Im with now but he calls me up from time to time to see if I've broken up with the current guy. If I were him, Id be more worried about the 'friend' he "hooked" me up with who was trying to run his own game...but I liked him(the friend)...even changed phone plans so we could talk everyday endlessly...but it was nothing romantic...at least not on my end...and it most definitely was not Chris' intent
....Anyhow...When you think about what you want in a guy...Chris had everything. He was a genius, well learned, motivated...romantic, thoughtful....I mean think of your prince charming and Chris had the qualities...He was beautiful...he is beautiful. He's got this interesting laugh...but I could talk to him about everything...I mean it's rare that I find someone matched w/me as per intellect...religion, music...politics..... He sent me an email/ some times back and I saved it but I think I'll share it with you today...part of me still wants to hold on to it and allow no one access....and this is the WWW ...maybe I'll leave it on here for a little while...no one should copy it abeggggggggyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Definition of H-Factor: A condition someone has where they add "h" to any word beginning with a vowel and remove the H sound from any words that begin w/an H and a vowel...
e.g. egg becomes Hegg and House becomes Ouse